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(Police Caught Me
Trevor {30s}: a police officer
Mark {20s}: a college student
)
[rn=MARK&vg=male]
Oh, shit.
[rn=TREVOR&vg=male]
Ok, sir, show me your license.
[rn=MARK]
Hold on, officer. Should be in my dashboard.
[rn=TREVOR]
Hey, party boy. Quick, quick.
[rn=MARK]
Just a moment, sir. I know it should be here.
[rn=TREVOR]
Don’t show it in five seconds, I’ll give you an additional.
[rn=MARK]
Alright, alright. Oh, by the way, sir. Did you watch Angels versus Tigers last night?
[rn=TREVOR]
Oh, that game was so awful. I mean, that Japanese guy, Ohtani?
[rn=MARK]
No home-runs from him last night.
[rn=TREVOR]
Yeah, not just him. Angels were performing really poorly.
[rn=MARK]
I felt like, are they playing seriously?
[rn=TREVOR]
Well, maybe the team members were arrogant ‘cause you know.
[rn=MARK]
Tigers kept losing since the beginning of this season.
[rn=TREVOR]
But, man, last night.
[rn=MARK]
I mean. Tigers? What the hell just happened to them?
[rn=TREVOR]
Yeah, brilliant teamwork. Never imagined they can play like that.
[rn=MARK]
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, got it. Here, officer. My license.
[rn=TREVOR]
Ok, let me see. Mark, and how do you pronounce your last name? Too difficult. Maz, ver?
[rn=MARK]
Maz-wer-wick. My grandparents are immigrants from Poland. So, Polish has lots of difficult last names.
[rn=TREVOR]
Damn, this is tough to write it down. M, u, z, c, k.
[rn=MARK]
I’m sure my last name is much harder to say than those Asian guys.
[rn=TREVOR]
Oh yeah, they often have t, s, u together. Like, Tatoogawa or something.
[rn=MARK]
Hahaha. Well, officer.
[rn=TREVOR]
Just call me Trevor.
[rn=MARK]
So, Trevor, can you go easy on me.
[rn=TREVOR]
I’ll just return your license and let you go. Don’t speed next time.
[rn=MARK]
Thanks, my officer buddy.
